Main Mera Dost Aur Meri Mast Mummy Part 5

 Sham me maine Deepak ko ye bat batayee. Udhar Deepak ne uski ma ko pataya tha. Maine deepak se kaha

 "mai bohot khush hun Deepka ma shadi ke liye razi ho gayee"

 Deepak:" bohot khub ab mera number kab hai".
 Me: "pehle muze to aish karne de ma ke sath." aur hum has pade.
 Aj papa ghar per nahi the. Phir maine Deepk ki ma ko mere ghar bheja meri ma ko huldi lagane ke liye. Aunty ne meri ma ko shadi ki badhayee di. Ma ko pata chal gaya ki Deepak ki ma bhi Deepak se pat gayee hai. Hum ne rat bhar shadi bate karte rahe.

 Subhe papa aye aur zaldi chale gaye.
 Papa: " Kya bat hai manju  aj to bohot hi mehek rahi ho... kya irada hai"
 Ma: "Bas aise hi tumhare liye saj rahi hun ji"
 Papa: "Khair mai tumhe bad me dekhunga muze 1 hafta time nahi hai"
 Ma ne mun hi mun kaha "Tumhare pass time nahi isliye to mere bete ko pati bana rahi hun aur itna sajna sawarna tumhare liye nahi mere pyar raja bete ke liye hai. Muze maf kar do"

 Shaym ko ma naho doho ke fresh ho gayee thi. Aur tayar ho kar Pink color ki sadi pehene kar bahra ayee thi. Ekdum kumsin Marathi ladki ki taraha dikh rahi thi. Maine ma ki sadi dekh raha tha. Mai bhi Kurta paijama pahan ke tayr hogaya. Aur sur pe sehra bandh diya.
 Ma: " Ye tere papa aur meri shadi ki sadi hai". wo bohot hi khubsurat dikh rahi thi.

 Hum sub fresh hoke mandir jane nikle. Deepak aur uski ma age baite the. Aur hum piche.
 Raste me hume daku wahi daku mile. Deepak ne unhe bhi ane ke liye invite kiya. wo ghode pe humare piche a rahe the.
 ndagi ki duwaye di.
 Me: "dekha ma humari shadi ke liye kitne lgo aye hai"
 Ma: "beta muze dar lag raha hai kisi ko pata chala to?"
 Me: 'kuch nahi hoga ma..tum bus meri rani ban ke raho"

 Deepak ne padit ji ko bula laya. Pandit ji ko dekh te hi ma hus padi use wo purana kissa yad aya. Pujariji ne muze ankh marke meri ma ko kaha
 Pujari: "Beti Manju  tere bete ne hi pichli bar muze tum dono ki jodi ki puja karane ke liye bola tha"
 Ma: "Han...pandit ji muze pata hai aur us din kaise dat raha tha tum ko...besharam" Hum sub has pade. pandit ji ne aur Deepak ne antar path pakda aur fir (Mangal Ashtika) mantra ucharan chalu hue mai ma ki tarf dekh raha tha. ma chup chap niche dekhte hue kahdi thi. Uske bad maine ma ko phul mala pehna iee aur ma ne muze...aur hamari Shadi ho gayee...ma bohot khush thi uski ankh se ansu a rahe the.Phir maine ma ke sath agni ko sakshi man kar hawan ke 7 phere liye. Ma ka puran mangalsutra utar ke maine apna mangalsutra ma ko bandh diya. Ab meri ma meri biwi ho chuki thi. Humne ma-bete ka rishta aur majbut aur pakka kar diya. Sab ne taliye bajaee.
 Hum dono ne sab ke ashirwad liye. Sab ne hume ek khushal jindgi ka ashirwad diya.

 Deepak ne muze ishar kar ke kaha ki aj rat ki sab tayariyan ho gayee hai. Mai bohot khush tha kyonki aj mai apni sagi mako usi bistar per meri ma ke sath Sambhog karne wala tha.

 Maine jeb se 50,000 paise nikal ke Deepak ko diya aur bola sabhi logon ko meri taraf se Daru ki aur sab chij ki party de de. Daku log khush ho gaye.

 Daku wone kaha agar jindagi mai tu ma-bete ko yani tum miya-biwi ko koi taklif ayee to hume bolena. maine unka shukriya kiya. Aur hum ghar chal diye.

 Ghar me koi nahi tha. Ghar me jate hi Deepak ne meri ma ke Bedrrom ka kamra khol diya. maine dekha khi waha ek king size bed hai aur uspe lal color ki chadra hai. aur uspar gualb ki pankhudiya bichi hui hai. ma bhi khush ho gayee. Bed charo tarf se fulonki dani ki tarha saja diya tha. Deepak ne "All the best keh kar muze bye kiya"

 Aur ab hum band ghar me dono akele hi the. Deepak ne keshar dudh ka glass table pe rakh diya tha. Deepak aur ma bedrrom ke under chale gaye. thodi der bad Deepak bahar aya aur bola.ki
 Deepak: "Dekh maine sub intejam kar diya hai. All the best aur hann.. maine chupke se bed ki hisse me camera bitha ke rakha hai. tumhare suhag rat ki shuting puri honi chahiye."

 Me: "Thax Deepak. tu kitna accha dost hai"
 Deepak : " Oyee mai tuze aise hi nahi jane dunga sale , Paise de andar nahi jane dunga" Maine haste haste 5000 Rs. Deepak ko de diye.
 Deepak : " All the best to fuck your mother." Aur wo chala gaya.

 Undar jate hi maine dekha ma sar se pallu odhe palang pe sar zukae baithi thi. Ma se bohot sugandh a rahi thi. Aur hole se maine ma ka ghungat uthaya .....wow.....itni khubsurati maine kabhi sochi na thi. Ma ko pasina ane laga..Ma ne ankh band ki thi. Maine ma ka chehra mere unglis se upar kiya aur ma ne meri taraf dekha.

 Me: " Ma.... aj mai tumahra hun ma....tumhara Pati hun ma...."
 Ma: "Mere swami,,,mere bete..' aur hum ne hug kiya. aur phir mai ma ke rasile lipse chumen laga.
 Ma: "Sabra karo beta puri rat hai pyar karne ke liye. Jara dudh to pile hum..."
 Maine dudh ka galss liya aur hum dono ek hi glass se dudh pi rahe the.
 Ma:"Itni khushi to tere papa ke sath ki suhagrat se bhi nahi ayee thi beta"
 Me: "Ab chodo na ma unka nam bhi aj mat nikalo...aoooo...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....hhhhhhhh.."
 Hum ek dusre ko ek premi ki taraha hug kar rahe the.

 phir maine ma ke ek ek gahane utarne chalu kiye...kan se ...nathni...payal....chudiya...aur..sub

 Ab mai ma ka pall pakda aur use ma ki chati se alag kiya....uski gori golaiya mere samne a gaye."
 Aj ma ko chodne ki hasrat puri karene wala tha mai. Ma bhi karah rahi thi. phir maine ma ke blouse ke button nikalne chalu kiye. Ma ne mera sir uski balls pe rakh diya maine use chuma aur blouse side me kar diya ab ma white bra me baithi thi. maine ma ki sadi utar di. Ab ma petticote aur bra me thi.

 Ma: " tu bhi to kurta utar bete"
 Maine zat se kurat aur pajama utar aur topless ho gaya. ab mai sirf undis me tha. dhire dhire maine ma ki peticote ki ganth nikali aur ma ko bootom less kiya.

 Ab meri ma mere samne sirf bra me thi. Ma aur mai dono ab ek dusre ko chum rahe the...ma ko niche se nagna dekh mera lund khada hua... ma ke ball abhi bhi kase hue the. Ma ka gora chikna badan pasine se chamak raha tha.

 Mai bed pe hi khada ho gaya aur ma ke ardha nagna sharir ko dekh ne laga. Maine bed se kuch phulon ki pankhudiya uthai aur ma ke sharir per dal di. Ab ma ki sex ki appile jada lag rahi the mano wo muze protsahit kar rahi ho pyar karne ke liye. Maine ma ke sharir par padhe pankhudiyonki khushbu lete hue ma ke badan ko chum raha tha...

 "ah....uf.f....haaaaaaa...aaa...hh...ah....ahh.... .." ma sisak rahi thi. Meri top khadi ho chuki thi.

 Chumte chumte maine ma ki bra ke hook nikale aur ma ki taraf dekh te hue bra nikal di. Aur ma ne meri undy bhi utar di.. ab hum dono pure nange bistar pe ek dusre se chipke hue the. Maine ma ki ankho me dekha aur kaha
 Me: " Ma aj hum dono ka milan ha ma...."
 Ma:"Bete mai janti hunn...hum khub pyar karenge beta" Maine ma ka ek stan muh me bhar diya ma siski. Aur dusre hath se dusra stan daba raha tha.
 Ma: : Beta ..."
 Me: "Bolo ma...."
 Ma: " Beta ...beta tum muze kaha pyar karoge"
 Me: "Mai to ma tumhare chut (bur) chodunga"
 Ma : "shi...eeeee.....sss... Kitni gandi bat ...karta hai mere ladla......apni ma ki chut  chodega...tu..Beta tu tera kuwara pan ek CHUDI huee HOLE se khatam karega..meri chut to tere papa ne chod di hai...mai chahti hun ki mere pass aur ek HOLE hai jahan mai kuvari(Virgin) hun..tu meri gand me lund de na aur khub chodna meri gand ko aj...aj ye tere hawale hai beta...ab tu hi iska isli hqdar aur malik hai" Mai samaz gaya ki wo muz se gand chudwana chahti hai.

 Me: "Ma...tum kitni acchi ho ma...tumhe mere kuware(virgin) pan ka kitna khayal hai..mai teri gand hi marunga ma...aur waise bhi teri gand virgin hai aur mera lauda bhi...mai to kehta hun ki her bete ko uski ma ki hi gand marni chahiye....aur sabhi maye apne bete se gand marwaye...chalo ma taya ho jaoo ab mai tumhari gand marunga"

 Ma: "Per kaise beta tera to kitan lamba hai aur mere is kase hue HOL ke andar nahi ja sake ga." wo rone lagi. maine ma ke hontho ko chumte hue kaha
 Me: " Ma tum pareshan na hoo..mai itni safai se gand chodunga ki tuze accha lagega ma...ma tu ro mat ma.......tuze mai hurt nahi karunga...ma tumhe bohot maza ayega...."
 Ma: "Beta muze tuz pe pura bharosa hai...tu kabhi apni ma ko dard nahi dega." hum bohot emotional ho gaye... "

 Me" ma lekin tuze ek kam karna hoga ma...."
 Ma: " Bolo mere pati dev...beta mai sab kuch karungi..."
 Me: " Ma agar tum chahti ho ki tumhe zyada taklif naho tooo....'
 Ma: "to...to kya......kya...to....o"
 Me: "tumhe ise mere lawde ko muh se chsna hoga...ek ganne ki taraha." M hus padi..mai uth khada hua...aur mera lund tan kar ma ke honton ke samne rakh diya...ma ne use gaur se dekha..
 Ma: " Kitna bada hai ye hathiyar...mere gale se pet tak chala jayega ye......"
 Me: " Ma chalo chuso mere lund ko...aur mai tumhare muh me fuck karta hun..." ye kehte hi maine ma ke honto per mera Supada rakh diya...ma ne mere taraf dekh te hue meri lund ki ek bar khushbu li aur fir zor zor se mera lund chusne lagi..ma tayar ho gayee thi....maine ma ke muh me mera pura under tak lund diya...wo pura sama gaya...mere lund uske huluk tak pohonch gaya...use sas lene mushkil ho raha tha. maine ma uttejit karne ke liye gandi gandi bat karni chalu ki

 Me: "chinal kahi ki...randi...chal mera chus...le...a.........hhhh...bete ka chusti haiii kutiya...." aur ma ke muh se maine pura lund bahra nikala....sur..ppp karte karte awaj aiii..aur lund ma ki thuk se bhara tha...mera.

 Ma: " Apni ma se rand ki tarah chuwaleta hai...kute.......madarchod......". Mai josh me a gaya aur ek bar maine ma ke muh me sarsarat lund pel diya. phir bahar nikal ke ma ke gal per aur kabhi ma ki ankho per aur bak per lund marta gaya aur phir se ma ke muh me de diya...ma khush thi...wo man laga kar mera lauda chus rahi thi....maine ek hath se lund pakad kar ma ke muh me de kar andar se mera supada meri ma ke gal ko gisne lag....wah kya hot seen tha wo...ma ka gal full gaya tha...muze lag raha tha ki mai koi porn seen kar raha hun.

 Me: "A....hhh..merii....maa....meri rand........chinal......meri rani.........mata rani.......my sex godess....ky chusti hooo..tumm...ma zor zor se chuso mmma....am...ma...ma.....ma..."
 ma bol nahi pa rahi thi kyon ki mera lund uske muh me hi tha.
 Ma: "hu.......slurrpp.......a....h..h....hhhaaaaaaa... .......huuuumm....."
 Me: "Ma mari ....vaishya...............meri rakhellll...............ah.......ahhh..chus kutiiii..."
 Ma:" Ha...meri teri rakhel hun.......teri rakhell.....bus....tuze mmuze rakhel bolna achhhaa....lagta hia.....hai........................sluppp..... .su mm......mera RAJA.......mai teri biwi.....teri rand....."

 Ab mera lund fula tha...amine ma ko ghutne ke bal bith ne ko kaha...aur ma ke hath ke niche use ek pillow de di...ab wo mere samne ek kutiya ki taraha thi...ab mera dyan meri ma ki GAND pe gaya...uski gand ko 2-4 pankhudiya bhi chipak gayee thi...uski baja se uski gand aur bhi mast lag lari thi....

 Me: "Ma teri gand kitni acchi hai...ma...aj mai ise piche se chodunga...ma...ah....dekh muze ghusane ko bol rahi hai..."

 Ma: " beta aram se karna...varna mai mar jaungi...re...mere sher...'
 Mai ma ke gand ke pass gaya...ma ki gadraii gand mai is taraha se pehli bar dekh raha tha...ma ke wo chikne kulhe dekh mai pagal ho gaya aur us kulho ke bich meri ma ka tight kala HOL tha...maine ma ke gand ke darshan kar liye...
 Me: " Ma mai to dhanya dhanya ho gaya..." aur phir maine ma ke gand ko meri jibh se chatna shuru kiya...ma ki itni badi gand jeebh se chat di.....ab uski gand shine karne lagi..usrat ki mand roshini me uski gand mano aisi lag rahi thi ki jaise wo mera desired object hai...ab maine ma ke anus hole ki khushbu li...a....wa.......ahhhhh.. kya khushbu thi uski..shayad ma ne gand ke hole pe perfume lagaya tha....wa...aha.......maine hole se meri jeebh bahra nikal ma ke anus pe rakh di..'

 Ma: "man....,,....ju.....kya kar raha hai beta ..meri gand ka hol mat...chat....mere RAJA.....kitna gand hai....ah...chat chat...ab chat le..pura gand mera....". Ma niche tadap rahi thi....maine dudh ka glass liya aur bacha kucha dudh ma ki gand pe dala aur chat ne laga...is se aur maza ane laga...ma ke gore gore kulho pe gora gora dudh...mai ma ki gand ke ungli nahi dalna chahta tha..main chahta hun ki meri ma ki gand me sab se pehle mera lund ghuse.

 Me: "Ma tayar ho jaoo..tera beta...teri gand mee..ghusne ja raha hai..."
 Ma: "ha...beta...u...m.....uuuummmm... ghusa de tera hathiyar under..teri rakhel ke gand me dal....teri biwi intejar kar rahi haii...beta.."
 Maine mera lund hatn me liya aur ek bar dudh me dubaya...aur stright ma ke gand ke HOL pe mera SUPADA rakh diya..
 Ma: "chod...beta...chod...ghusa ...mere under...ghusa....'
 Me: "Chal ma ghusa raha hun..;" ye kehte hi maine ka ke chutad dono hath se failayee aur dhire dhire ma ke anus mera supada dabane laga...bohot hi tight tha ma ki gand ka HOL mera under nahi ja raha tha..

 Ma: "Beta jara thukn ameri gand ke HOL me. aur phir dena andar.." maine waisa hi kiya...ek upar se maine thuka aur thoda dudh bhi gand ke andar dala. aur lund pakad ke ma ke gand me ghusa raha tha...aur ek zatka marte hi mere lund ka supada ma ki gand me ghus gaya....

 Me: "Ma ...aj tere bete ne Ma bete ke bandhan ko kalank lagay....aur mai tera saccha pati hunn...tu meri rani hai meri dilruba hi ajse...mai jab chahe tuze chodonga ma.............kya tight hai teri gand ma.....maza aya..."

 kya...jannat thi waha..........ah....muze laga ki mai zad jaunga......mai ruk gaya..

 Ma: " ah...beta......mai teri rakhel hun...teri ma hun...teri rand hun...teri biwi hun...ui....mma.......dukh raha haii...beta......shit..........raja.....ai ma tune to muze mar diya beta.....ummm...ummii.." Mai dar gaya....

 Me: "Ma...bus thodi der.....a...h...fuck you mother...my sexy mtoher...meri randi thoda ruk aur pura ghusadunga...."

 Ma: "Uii....ma....bohot dukh raha hai.......tune meri gand fad di re.......tera lauda bohot hi bada hai....a........aiiiiiiiiiiiiiia...............a.. .........hhhhh.....nikal nikal use....nikal lutte bahar .....nikal .....use......"

 Me: "ma...kaya hua....thik hai.." maine ma ke gand se mera SUPADA bahar nikala...aur uska awaj aya..."puk'....ab maine dekha ma ki gand se thoda khun nikal raha tha..aur mere supade par bhi laga tha.....kya meri rani tere us namard pati ka itna bada nahi hi

 Ma: "Madachod nahi uska tuj se adha bi nahi  hi ....kyon nikala......aaaaaaaaaa....hh...shit..............d al andar.....dal aur chod dal muze aj pichese.....ahe...' Maine josh me akar ma ke dudh se bhar chutad ke uapr mera lund zor zor se mar ne laga...

 Me: "Ma......oooooooo...ma.......kya maza araha hai ma...tere gand pe lund marne me.....' Uski gand mere lund se hil rahi thi.

 maine phir se mera lund gand ke dwar pe rakh ek jordar dhakka mara.....aur pphir se satak se mera hathiyar ma me ghus gaya....
 Ma: "Aii....phir se ghusa tu...ahh...dukh raahha.....ahaaaaaaai.......ab mat nikal kutee pura ghusa under..."

 Me: "ooo.. meri chinal ma.....Kya mast rand hai tu..kya mast gand hai tu......'
 Ma" Aieee.....aaaaa....hhhhhhh...mmmmmmmma...chod chod re meri gand ....chod beta chod muze.....' mai bhi josh me a kar.ma ko kiss karne ko bola...mera supada ma ke under hi tha....ma ne muze piche muh karke zor se kiss kiya...wo ek hot kiss tha. Ab maine ma ke bal ko pakada aur zor se bal khichte hue..ma ke gand me ek zatka diya AUR MERA MERI MA SE PURA MILAN HO GAYA. Is waqt mai meri ma ke upar doggy style me meri khud ki saggi ma ke sath sex kar raha tha....i can't belive it....I am actually fucking my mother...........man...wow...

 Me: "Ma......rand...dekh maine teri tammana puri kar di...dekh jara aaine me...dekh mera pura lund teri gand me sama gaya hai."

 Ma: "Beta...o mera beta...tera lauda meri gand me wishwas nahi hota beta....tu madarchod ho gaya aj...tune ma ko choda haia aj...a...h,,...kya maza hai bete se chud ne me........'

 Mai ma ki gand mar ne laga..aur ruk ruk kar..mera pura lund ma ki gand me andar bahar karne laga...ma ki gand itni tight thi ki mai explod na ho jau...ma ke gand se dudh ki khush bu a rahi thi..ma ne uska dana ungli se ghis rahi thi..

 Ab mai sata sat ma ke gand me lund pel raha tha...lund ke baju ka sukh gaya tha..maine ma ke gand ko dekha uska anus ka ring mere kale lund se ekdum satkat bahar a raha tha. Maine hole se lund bahar nikala
 Me:" chal ise chus ek bar....thuk laga laga ke chus ise...aja kutiya...ma...randi chus..' Aur maine ma ke muh me mera lund ghusaya...ma bhi ab be hichak lund chus rahi thi ..mere lund ke upar se zibh ghuma rahi thi. Lund phir se tight tayar hone ke bad mai ma ke pichwade gaya aur phir aim kar ke ma ke gand ke HOL pe raha aur tezi se andar dabaya...aur phir se mai ma ko chodne laga...


 "waaaaaahhhhhhhh...kya suhagrat hai meri ma ke sath...kisine aise choda nahi hoga apni sagi ma...k......sali chid ja mere...ma tuze roj thokunga...'
 mera lund ab ma ke gand se asani se andar -bahar karane laga..mai dil lagakar cod raha tha.
 Ma:"Beta mai terese roj chudwana chahti hun..ab tere papa se kabhi nahi chudwaungi....tu gand aise chodta hai to chut me kitna accha chod ta ho ga tu...mar madarchod meri gand ...mar tere lauda bada hai..chad us laudese meri jawani tere liye hai beta...tera jawan land khane ko mila muze aj...meri jawani pija beta..."

 Main ma ke boobs daba daba ke chod raha tha.

 Me: " Ma kaisi lagi meri chudai...randi....mai tuze rat bhar chodunga rani....dekh kaise mera lund teri gand me ghus raha hai."

 Maine zor zor se mera lund ma ki gand me pelne laga..ab bohot maza a raha tha..ma sisak ke ro rahi thi.

 Ma: "Beta tune muze khub choda ...tera lund mere gand ke andar mai mehsus kar rahi hun beta....hhh...uuu...raja.....aj mai mar bhi gayee to jannat milegi muzee....wa....hhhh...oo...bhagwan kitna accha beta diya tumne muze...muze kitna chod ta hai.....beta....ajjj.......aaa......u.......iiii pani dal betatera...rus meri virgin gand k pila...ye meri gand ke liye AMRIT hai beta....chod...."

 Mera saiyam tutne laga...aur maine mako kaha
 Me: "Ma mai zad raha hun....meri randi ma....mai tuze AMRIT pial raha hun.....tuze chodte chodte mera ras pan karaunga...rani...sali kutiya...le..pani mera..''' aur maine mera pani ke fawware me ke gand ke under udane laga....

 Ma: "uu..mma...beta...tera many kitna hot hai..chod beta aur tera lund mere muh se bahar nikal"

 Mai aur ma ek sath zad gaye...aur mai ma pe leta raha.

 karib rat 2 baje the ki nind khul gaii.. mai ne ma ko utha ya
 Me: "Ma muze yakin nahi a raha hai , apni shadi ho gayee hai aur maine teri gand mari..." Ma ne muze kiss kiya.
 Ma: "Mera raja beta...muze bhi yakin nahi a raha hai...per ye sach hai tune muze choda hai teri biwi ki taraha...ek rand ki taraha aur ek chinal ki taraha'

 Me" I am sorry Ma."
 Ma:" No soory beta ,,am your wife now.."
 Wife shabda ne mere under phir se lund khada kar gaya...maine phir ma ko bathroom legaya aur nahate nahate ma ne muze blowjob diya..


 Pure rat bhar hum her position me chodte rahe...per maine ma ki sirf gand hi mari..uski gand ek dum lal lal huee thi...

 Ratbhar ma ki gand marne ke bad ma ki gand me hi mera lund rakh kar subhe 5:30 hum so gaye. Muze swarga ki anubhuti ho rahi thi. Kareeb 11 baje hum uthe aur sath me hi nahane chale gaye. Ma ko maine masal masal ke dhoya. Ma ke bade bade ball dabaye. nahane ke bad hum bina kapdonke ghar me ghum rahe the jaise ki mai aur wo miya biwi ki tarha ghumne lage. Humne dopeher ka khana bahar se hi order kiya. Phir maine ma se gandi gandi bat karte hue aish karne laga.

 Me: "Ma jara freezer se icecream to leke ana."
 Ma: "Kyon..thik hai leke ati hun...n?"
 Thodi der bad ma sub saf suthra kar ek hath me icecream cup leke agayee. Mera lund tana hua dekh ke wo sharmagayee.

 Me: "Ab kya shrmati hai rani aja yaha baith"
 Ma:" thik hai"
 Me: "Ab wo icecream cup mere lund pe ultana fir icecream khana". Ma ne haste haste cup se icecream nikala aur mere lund pe fasne lagi. Pura strawberry wala icecream mere laude pe lag gaya. Ab wo pura bhara hua tha. Ma ne holese sir zukate hue mere supade ko dekha aur zat se mere lund ko jibh se chat ne llagi. Icecream pighal raha tha aur wo sab icecream lick karke kha rahi thi. Bohot hi sensitive seen tha.

 Me: "O...meri chinal randi ma..kha ja mera lauda...tuze bhuk lagi hai na...kha ja ise" aur ma ne hakasa lipse me lete hue uspe thode dat gadh diye. Ye hone ke bad maine thoda icecream ma ke stano per laga diya aur ma ke stan chusne laga. ma pehele hi icecream ki taraha hai.

 Tring....tring...tring...tring phone baja.

 Me: "Ha deepak...are bus hum abhi uthe. hai bus aish hai hamari...tera bol kya hal hai"
 Deepak: "kaisi rahi rat dost...puri rat choda na ke nahi..."
 Me: "Ab tu hi khud dekh le video me"
 Ma: "Beta...kya ..tumne...tumne apne suhag rat ka video banaya...o...my...god..." maine deepak ko bye kiya.

 Me: "Problem kya hai ma, ek wo to apne suhagrat ki nishani hai zindagi bhar ke liye."
 Ma: " Are nahi bete kisi ke hath lagegi to anartha ho jayega."
 Me : " Kuch nahi ho ga ma...papa ka to dhyan bhi nahi rehta ghar me...aur ab dekh na kaise ma Bluefilms banaunga apne chudaee ki aur fir mere pas hi rakhunga."
 Ma: "Per kisiko dikhana mat...mere raja...aja."
 Me: "Chal ma apne suhagrat ka tape dekhte hai." Maine recording play kiya aur phir hum dono humari kal rat ki chudaee dekh rahe the ki mera phir se khada ho gaya.