Chand bhi abhi abhi asman me uga tha uski dhundli roshni sab taraf bekher rahi thi. Asman ekdum saf tha. tare bhi tim tima rahe the. Car chal padi. Gao se bahar ek dhabe pe maine utar ke 4-5 bear ki botale le li. Jab maine botale lai tab ma ne dekha. Deepak ne car start ki aur car chal padi. Khidki se mast pawan ki khushbu a rahi thi.
Ma: "Chi tum ye kya adat laga rahe ho."
Deepak: "Are aunty tum bhi chakh lo bohot maza ata hai nashe me. sharab ke sath shabab ka maza dugna ho jata hi"
Ma: "Deepak tumne hi bigad ke rakha hai mere bete ko, warna mera beta sona tha sona." Maine smile kiya.
Ma: "Ye tum le kaha ja rahe ho bete, samaza me nahi a raha hai."
Deepak: "Tum bas baithi raho aunty piche tumhare bete ke sath aish karo na kyun tension leti ho! Abe yar tu kya kar raha hai. Muh mat dekh apni ma ka shuru hona hai to shuru ho ja" Ma ne meri taraf dekha. Par maine nahi.
Ma: "Are Deepak tu piche aja..ise chalane de car. Hum dono piche baithkar wo karenge."
Deepak: "Aunty kuch mat kaho uska mood kharab hai. Nahi to aj tumhari khair nahi" Gappe ladate ladate hum khet ke pas a gaye. Deepak ne ek zatkese sector 3 tak car li aur gadi rok di. Mai gadi se utra maine dekha samne zopdi se Light a rahi hai. uske darwaje par ek chotasa mini bulb laga hua tha uska prakash dono taaraf pad raha tha. Aur is watawaan ko dekh kar itna shant mehsus ho raha tha ki bus. Ek pata hile aur uski sarsarahat ki awaz zor se ghume. Samne hi unche unche ganne ki kheti harabhara manjar tha wo. Jannat thi jannat waha.
Ma: "He bhagwan ye hum kaha a gaye.. Ye to hamara khet dikh raha hai. Tum muze khet me laye hooooo. are bhagwan...oo hooo..."
Deepak: "Surprize aunty. Kaisa laga. Ab hum rat bhar yahi rahenge. Khana bhi idhar ordar kiya hai. Aur aunty actually ye tumhare bete ka hi idea hai night picnic ka." Ma confuse lag rahi thi. Par muze pata tha ki ma ko khet me rehena bohot accha lagta hai.
Hamari car rukte hi Sariya bhagte aya. Aur hame pranam kiya
Sariya: "Ayi ye malik. Pranam. Dhan bhag hamare ap yaha aye. Ap jada ate hi nahi. Idhar bade sahab hi ate hai"
Me: " Ha Sariya. Ab se bar bar aya karunga. Baki sab thik hai. Ganne ki fasal kafi acchi hai isbar. Pichi bar transporat ka khand tha ..ab aisa nahi hoga..ab mai hun khet pe dyan dene ke liye."
Sariya: "Ji hujur bahut badhiya..ap hamari taraf dyan de to."
Sariya ne dekha piche se koi aurat shirt aur pant pehene huee aurat ko dekha. Usne kabhi ma ko dekha hi nahi tha sari ke alawa. Aj achanak se jeans aur T-shirt pe dekh kar achambha reh gaya. Ma ko pata nahi tha ki maine Sariya ko bhi yaha bulaya hai. Wo to yeh dekh kar pagal huii use laga ki Sariya galat samazle ki itni rat ko wo hum dono ke sath khet me kya kar rahi hai.
Me: "Are Sariya dekh kya raha hai. Teri malkin hai badi malkin" Tab jake Sariyane ne ma ko pair hi pakade.
Sariya: "Are malkin tum ho maine to pehchan hi...ha..nahi paya..Dhan bhag hamare malkin Dhan bhag ap yaha aye.." ma ne use ashirwad diya.
Ma: "Are khush raho khush rahoo..kaise ho Sariya...aur tumhari biwi bete sab kaise hai..Aur ha zopde ke andar devi ki puja thik se karte ho ke nahii. mai dekhne wali hun..puja roj karte jao"
Sariya: "Bus apki Kirpa se sab thik hai malkin. Malkin ap to bohot acchi hai. Mai apse hi to puja path sikha hun malkin." Ma khush ho gayee. Aur muze kaha ise kuch dedo.
Ma: "Beta ise kuch dedo .." Maine 500 ki patti Sairya ko dene laga.
Sariya: "Iski kya jarurat malik. Hum to bas aise hi thik hai"
Ma: "Are lelo lelo..beta hai mera..lelo"
Sariyane ma ki bat man li. Tabhi Deepak ne toka..
Deepak: "Are Sariya, Tune malkin ke pair pade malik ke nahi..chal pair padh . Ye bhi tere malik hi hai na"
Sariya: "Malik.....a hoo Rahul Malik..ke oo..hho " Sariya pair padhne laga..
Me: "Thick hai thick hai..Sariya sab tayari ho gayee"
Sariya: "Tayari..konsi tayari.?" Maine Deepak ko ishara kiya. Deepak ma ko leke zopdi ke andar gaya.
Me: "Ha bolo sariya.!"
Sariya: "Maine zopdi me bhi ek bed aur takiya laga diya hai"
Me: "Khane ka kya kiya hai?"
Sariya: "Ji malik, wo khatiya aur kahna ek table pe andar khet ke khule bhag me laga diya hai. Aur pani bhi rakh diya hai." Wo masum ki taraha bol raha tha.
Sariya: "Aur ha malik zopde ke andar bhi bed hai. Aur rajaii hai"
Me: "Good, Ab ek kam karo diki me se saman nikalo aur ek bed khatiya pe laga do aur rajaiee bhi dal do waha ek. Aur khana garam hai na table pe waha."
Sariya: "Ji malik" keh kar wo saman uthane laga. Usne saree bhi aur ma ka makeup ka saman bhi utha ya aur zopde me rakh diya. Aur bed jake khet andar khatiya pe rajaii ke sath laga diya. Pata nahi wo kya soch raha tha hamare bare me. Usne Bear ki botale bhi andar laga di. Glass ka bhi intejam maine kiya tha. Bear ko dekh kar use laga hoga jarur koi bat hogi.
Me: "Thik hai Sariya...bohot acche..ab tum ja ssakte ho ye lo 1000 Rs." aur mene idhar udhar dekh kar kaha
Me: "Dekho Sariya, tumhe mera ek kam karna padega..tum papa ko bilkul nahi bataoo ge ki mai ma ke sath picnic pe yaha aya tha..ok..aur ha idhar rat me koi bhi ..nahi ana chahiye thik hai.. Aur ha ye tumhare liye Foreign ki Whiski laya hun."
Wo bohot khush hua.
Sariya: "Malik tu yaha kab aye the..tum to yaha kabhi aye hi nahii. Mai sab sambhal lunga malik ap befikar mat raho. ye mera wada hai. Mai khud rat bhar ghar me jag kar is taraf kisi ko bhi nahi ane dunga aur us taraf to apko pata hai jungle hai us taraf se koi nahi ata."
Me: "Tum niklo abhi..kitne baje hai..off 9:30 baje hai rat ke..jaldi jaldi prepare karna padega." Mai zopdi ki taraf badh ne laga to muze Deepak aur meri ma ke khad khadahat sunaii di maine zak ke dekha us deem light me wo dono masti romance kar rahe the. Deepak mere ma ke hoton ko chum chum kar bat kar raha tha aur ma bhi uske balo me ungliya pher rahi thi. Mere andar ate hi ma ne meri taraf dekha aur kaha
Ma: "Shaitan!" Usko chinta Sariya ki thi.
Ma: "Ab sariya tere papa ko na bataye...bas.."
Deepak: "Aunty, Rahul sab manage kar lega...Wo to chala bhi gaya hai." Chal mai ab josh me a gaya..
Me: "Kya chal raha hai tum naye couple ka. Bohot aish kar rahe ho." Maine narazgise kaha.
Ma: "Kyon tu mera pati nahi hai beta..Deepak pe kyon jal rahe ho." Ma nazdik aii mai sidhe ma ki ankho me dekh ne laga aur ma ki khubsurati dekh kar ghusa utar gaya. Ma bhi meri ankho me ankhe dale dekh rahi thi ki Achanak meri ma ne muze thappad mara. Maine ghusse se kaha
Me: "Ab maine kya kiya.." ye sunte hi ma ne muze gal pe chumban jadne chalu kiye. Muze samazme nahi a raha tha. Deepak baitha baitha bed se hans raha tha. Ma muze agosh me lekar muze chum rahi thi.
Ma: "oo. ...beta muze maf kardo...maine tumhe mara..na..beta...maf karo apni ma ko..mai tumhari gunehgar hun..." uski ankho se ansu nikal aye..mai ascharya se dekha raha tha.
Ma: "Beta muze maf..kar do maine tumhe galat samza.." uske ansu dekh kar maine bhi use thoda kas liya. Aur usne mere sine ko apna sir tika kar rone lagi..
Ma: "Muze Deepak ne abhi samzaya..tumhari koi galati nahi hai..muze koi problem nahi ki tum meri blue film nikalo ya becho bas mai chahti thi ki tum meri izzat karo jase ek mard apni biwi ki karta hi aur ek bar muz se pucho ki age kya karana tha blue film ka..tumne to muze badi saza di hai..bat bhi nahi kar rahe ho muzse beta..muze Deepak ne sab bata diya . Tum nahi bata sakte the ki blue film ki copies india me distribute nahi hone wale hai..tumne kyon nahi bataya....mai to..." wo mere sine pe hath fira fira kar bat karne lagi. I also started crying.
Me: "Bas ma bus ro mat ma..muze maf kar do...i am sorry..muze tumse puchna chahiye tha..ma..i am sorryy too..muze maf karo ma...per tumne muze batane ka moka bhi nahi diya..muze chata mara ...aur.."
Ma: "Mere chate ka itna ghussa aya tumhe..." phir se usne muze chata mara..
Ma: "Mere chate ka itna ghussa aya..are mai to ma ke nate bete ko mar rahi thi bhala meri kya jurrat ki mai mere pati ko maru.." usne muze chati pe bhi ek bar mara..
Me: "aauuf ma ab kyon mar rahi ho.." wo pyar se mar rahi thi.
Ma: "Mai ma hun tumhari..tumhe mar nahi sakti...par tumhara bhi farz banta hai ki tum apni patni ko ek chata maro.."
Me: "Ma ye tum kya.."
Ma: " Kyon tumne muze se shadi ki hai..mai biwi hun tumhari.Biwi ko chata nahi marsakte aur usi waqta samzana tha ki koyee problem nahi hai....beta...meri pati dev...i love u beta...pati dev i love you" Maine ma ko thoda dur kiya aur ma ki ankhone me dekah. aur maine zor se ma ko agosh me liya aur ek dusre ko zor se kiss karne lage. Mere hont ma ke nashile honto par the aur hum ek dusre ke muh me jibh dale chumban ke anand le rahe the.
Deepak dekh raha tha.
Deepak: "Jara hame bhi to pilaoo in mast hontho ka ras meri jaan."
Ma: "o...beta...yaha aoo tum bhi." Aur phir se hum dono ma ko ek hi bar ma ke honto ko chumne lage. Wo ma ka upar ka hont chusta to mai niche ka hont chusta..hamari thuk bhi mix ho rahi thi.
Ma: "Beta..tumhe bhuk nahi lagi...muze bohot lagi hai?"
Me: "Konsi bhunk ma niche ki bhunk ya pet ki bhunk mene? " Hum hase.
Ma: "Aj to kya akeli rat hai Aur mai tum dono mushtando ke sath is sun san rat me khet me hun." Hum dono ki nak khichte hue kaha. Mai ma ke ball dabane laga.
Ma: "Tum dono ko dudh pina hai.' Ma ne ankh mari. Ab pura rat ka sannata tha. us bulb ki dhimmi roshni me hum dono meri ma ke sath uske sharir se khel rahe the. Maine ma ki T-shirt dhire dhire upar uthai..Deepak ne bhi ma ki jeans ki belt khchi. Maine jeans ke upar hi mere lund phiraya uski gand pe. Ma ki T- Shirt baju hote hi ma upar se puri nangi ho gaye uske bade 38 size ke mamme khuli hawa mi ek dum azad ho gaye...wo sharma gayee aur mere sine me mud ke chehera chupa liya. Maine ma ke stano ko masalna chalu kiya. Deepak ne jeans utari aur ma puri nangi thi hamare samne. Deepak bhi ma ke jism ke har ang ko chum raha tha aur mai ma ke ball daba raha tha.
Ma: "Tum dono bhi kapde utaroo na ji"
Deepak: "Kitni rand hai teri ma ..dekh ji keheke bula rahi hai.sali jese koi badi sati savitri ho."
Me: "Are yar wo biwi hai hamari...ab chalo pehele pet puja kar lete hai...phir rani ma ki puja karenge...aur khana bhi thnda hoga.. sali ma ko to kabhi bhi garam kar sakte hai hum" hum has pade..
Me: "Ma aj to tum ek dum bindas pataka lag rahi ho.. ma.." Wo sharmai or boli kya ji tum bi na.
Phir hum sabne kapde utare. Ma dono ke hathiyar dekh rahi thi. Aur phir beer ki botal lekar us jagaha nange gaye jaha hamari ma ke sath dusri suhagrat hone wali thi. Humne jake dekha Ganne ke khet ke bicho bich dekha ki waha ek mast khatiya thi uske upar gada dala tha aur ek pillo bhi tha..chand ki roshini me sab kuch saf dikhaii de raha tha. Ma hum dono se lipti huee boli..
Ma: "O..hooo. to ye plan hai mere bete ka..apne dost ko leke ke khet me...ummm..khatiya pe...apni ma ko hi..hmm..muze maja aya...dekho kaisi hariyali hai ..chand bhi hamari aur dekh raha hai. wow aur candle light dinner karne me to aur maza ayega.. hai na..par candel nahi hogi..kyon ki chand hi hame prakash dega..aaaa...hhhh..kya hawa hai kya...ganne zul rahe hai...chalo muze bhi to do ganne khane hai..." ma ne mera aur Deepak ka lund pakad kar kaha.
Ab maine paitra badal diya..aur josh se bol raha tha..
Me: "Chalo bhai..chaloo.tayar ho jaoo. Deepka nikal beer ki bottal. "
Deepak: "Aj teri ma jam banyege.. or deepak ne maa ki gand per hath perte hua kaha chal meri jan aj apne is shabab ke sath hume jam bana kar pila'
Ma: "Hmm..;ji mere sartaj..' ma ne jam banana chalu kiya hum dono khatiya pe baithe ma ki gand dekh rahe the.ma nangi hum dono ke jam bana rahi thi jab hamari apas mi nazre milti ma muskara pdti
Ma: "to pehele kon karega muze..Beta tum..ya..De.."
Me: "Dono ek sath karenge...' ma ghabra gayee aur zald se mudkar dekhne lagi..
Uske hath me do beer ke glass the..humne wo liye..ma ko pass bithaya aur samzaya...
Me: "Ma dekho koi problem nahi hai...maine already tumhare gand ka seal fod chuka hun aur Deepak ne tumhari chut ki seal todi hai..to koi problem nahi..hogi ma...oo..meri ma..kya sexy ho ma.."
Ma: "Per beta..mainne tooo..tumhare bohot bade bade...lund..."
Deepak: "Kuch nahi hoga aunty i promise hum dono tumhe bohot aram se karenge. Tumhe pata bhi nahi chalega ki humne kya kiya..vishwas rakho aunty..." Par muze pata tha ki ek bar hum dono ma ke andar gaye to phir aram se kuch nahi honewala. Phir bhi maine chuppi sahdi.
Me: "Deepak tu bhi aram se andar dalna...dekho meri ma ko pain nahi hona chaihiye..meri rani hai wo...bilkul aram se karna mai bhi aram se karunga..ma...chalo.."
Humne cheers karke jam pine lage.ma hamari tarf dkeh rahi thi. Hamne beer pite pite ma ko kiss kar rahe the ma kabhi meri godh mi baith or kabhi deepak ki godh mi baith kar pila rahi thi.. tino khatiye pe hi the. Ma ne khana lagaya aur...ma ko pata chala ki sab non-veg khana hai...ma ko ghussa aya...maine jan bujkar nonveg ak khana laya tha. Ma ne complain ki wo non-veg nahi khati..
Me: "Tumhe khana padega meri rani..." aur phir hamane sharab pite pite ek dusre ko kahan khilate khilate ek dusre ki god me baith kar khana kha rahe the. Ma ne non-veg khana peheli bar khaya. Use bad me accha lagne laga...Khana hone ke bad hum 3 no nange jakar canal ka pani bhi pilya..acha tha pani.
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